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http://o7rglifqz.bkt.clouddn.com/music/201211/back to seventeen1.mp3
【内容简介】
17岁的迈克（扎克·埃夫隆 Zac Efron 饰）是校园风云人物，在一次关键性的篮球冠军赛上，他决定放弃前途，向怀有身孕的女友斯佳丽求婚。20年后，人到中年的迈克（马修·佩里Matthew Perry 饰）生活事业两失意，妻子斯佳丽（莱斯利·曼恩 Leslie Mann 饰）决定与迈克分居，一双儿女也对他形同路人，迈克只好搬入科技新贵的朋友奈德（托马斯·列侬 Thomas Lennon 饰）家暂住。迈克追忆自己本来可有的锦绣前程，却在重返高中校园过程中遇到一位神秘的清洁工，让他突然重返17岁。迈克决定与奈德假扮父子，重入高中……
【选段台词】
Ned：I hate you. Hello, I'm here to enroll my son...in school. Mark.
Mike: What's up?
Ned：So？
（The teacher is on the phone.）
Ned：So we'll just have a seat till you're ready for us. We'll be right, uh...Okay. What's this you're wearing?
Mike: This is cool. This is hip. I have a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the same thing.
Ned：I don't know who that is.
Mike: What are you wearing? I told you, like a dad.
Ned：I am.
Mike: You look like Clay Aiken.
Ned：Leave him out of this.
Mike: Are you sure these look legit?
Ned：Oh, yeah. Look who you're talking to. I'm the guy who invented the software that prevents people from stealing music. I also invented the software that helps people steal music...but that's a happy coincidence.
Mike: What is that?
Ned：Oh, my G... Wrong. These are for me.
Mike: Are You kidding?
Ned：What's-her-name and Chewie's for me.
Teacher: Miss Masterson will see you now.
Ned：Let's go.
Mike: Just don't try to be funny, all right? Say as little as possible.
Stan: Hey, watch where you're going, toolbag.
Mike: So sorry, sir. Our fault.
Teacher: Stan.
Principal: Hello. I'm Jane Masterson, principal here at Hayden High.
Mike: Hi.
Principal: Hello.
Ned：Hello.
Principal: Hi.
Ned：Hi.
Principal: Uh, okay. Yeah, I think we're good here.
Ned：Sorry. I think our hands just made a baby.
Mike: Excuse my dad. He's not used to talking to attractive women.
Principal: Oh, thank you.
Mike: Mark.
Principal: Mark...for that flattering yet totally inappropriate comment. Please sit.
Ned：Before we get started, I think you should know that, uh, Mark's a bastard.
Principal: Excuse me?
Ned：I had him out of wedlock, so...I'm single. And I'm very rich.
Principal: Okay. Did you bring your transcripts?
Ned：Oh, yeah.
Mike: Transcripts.
Principal: Last school you went to was Cutler High in Connecticut. Straight-A student. Very inpressive. Math club...National Merit finalist...Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Champion. Well, I think Hayden would be lucky to have you. Welcome.
Mike: Thank you.
Principal: Uh, yes, Mr. Gold. Do you have a question?
Ned：Your hair is pretty.
Principal: Ah. Not a question, but thank you.
Ned：Would the lady mind if I smelled it?
Principal: I think now is probably a good time to tell you that I don't date my students' parents.
Ned：OK, well, maybe I should tell you that I never don't not date the principal of my child.
Mike: Okay, come on, dad. Come on, dad.
Ned：Let's go. I was about to close!
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