诗歌: I Think My Dad is Dracula

英语自学网

　　I think my dad is Dracula.
        　　I know that sounds insane,
        　　but listen for a moment and
        　　allow me to explain.
        　　We don't live in a castle,
        　　and we never sleep in caves.
        　　But, still, there's something weird
        　　about the way my dad behaves.
        　　I never see him go out
        　　in the daytime when it's light.
        　　He sleeps all day till evening,
        　　then he leaves the house at night.
        　　He comes home in the morning
        　　saying, "Man, I'm really dead!"
        　　He kisses us goodnight, and then
        　　by sunrise he's in bed.
        　　My mom heard my suspicion
        　　and she said, "You're not too swift.
        　　Your father's not a vampire.
        　　He just works the graveyard shift."