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Luke 的生日party上发生了意外 他的胳膊骨折 但是他却非常高兴 哦迈~~~
Hints：party...
Prob- Definite-
Fizbo
Bravo
Bianca DouglasIf you'd asked me before the party...
If I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters that led Luke breaking his arm, I probably would've said no.
Probably?
Prob- Definite- Definitely not.
Would not want that.
But, one way or another, Luke was the center of attention on his birthday and the whole family was together, just the way it should be.
Fizbo delivery!
I brought the cake!
Bravo!
I can't do this.
Oh, God.
I'm out.
Cake.
Blow the candles.
Blow the candles.
Bianca Douglas called me three times tonight.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm starting to feel smothered.
I really like my cast, but it's starting to itch.
Good thing my mom made me this personal scratcher.
Oh, that's good stuff.
If another woman is messing with your man, you have to get proactive.
I don't care how pretty she is or how many stupid reptiles she has.
She tries to take what's mine, girlfriend's gonna get stung.如果你在Party开始之前问我 我是不是希望这一系列能够导致Luke手臂骨折的连锁事件发生 我大概会说 不
大概？
嗯..大概 绝对 嗯绝对不会
但是从另一个方面来说 Luck在他的生日这天成了聚焦点 一大家子欢聚一堂 就像本来应该有的那样
Fizbo 宅急送~
我带了一个生日蛋糕来
太贴心了
啊啊啊啊啊 我不行了
我得闪~
嗯哼 卖相不错的蛋糕
寿星来吹蜡烛吧
Bianca Douglas今天晚上给我打了三个电话
不是我吹牛 我赶脚她有点太黏人了
我爱我的石膏 可是..它开始痒了
幸运的是 我妈妈给我做了一个“不求人”
嗯哼 真是个神器~！
如果有小三想要插足 作为女朋友 你必须要先发制人占据主动
无论她是有多漂亮还是有多少令人作呕的爬虫
只要她试图跟我抢 我就让她好看！
By: 灌心饼干 |
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发表于 2016-8-2 11:29:34