英语每日笑话：不能还钱

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　　不能还钱
        　　A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did
so.
        　　“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our
neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can't sleep.”
        　　“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and went to open the
window. She cried toward the neighbor’s house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My
husband won't return your money tomorrow.”
        　　Then she closed the window and went back to the bed and said to his
husband, “Now you can sleep well. It is his turn to toss around in bed,
dear.”