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发表于 2016-7-13 23:28:45
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情景1: 学霸与学渣
学渣: I've been studying like crazy for final exams. I think my brain is
going to explode !!
我一直在为期末考试疯狂学习, 啊啊啊我的大脑要炸裂了!!学霸: Give me a break ! You've been binge eating
Ferrero Rocher like a baby dinosaur the
whole time.
你得了吧!! 你一直在像个恐龙宝宝一样狂吃费列罗!!!
学渣: I'm exhausted and I need a pick-me-up.
我都累瘫了,需要费列罗提神。
学霸:Alright. Take a brain break and watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory
with me. I
heard that Sheldon is gonna kiss Amy in this new episode.
好啦好啦,换换脑子跟我看一集生活大爆炸吧! 我听说这集谢耳朵会亲亲Amy噢!
学渣: Spoil Alert !!! 啊啊啊讨厌不准剧透!!!
学霸: My apologies. (Sheldon's voice) (用谢耳朵的声音说) 我错啦!
情景2: 八卦小姐妹Lucy and Lily 的下午茶
Lucy: Did you know that Jimmy dumped Emily and come out of the closet ?
你知道Jimmy甩了Emily,出柜了么!!
Lily:Oh my god !!! But Jimmy looks so straight !!
额滴神呀!但是Jimmy看起来很直呀!
Lucy: I know !! But to be honest, I always thought that Emily is out of
Jimmy's league. It
seems like she is just his cover.
我也觉得!!不过实话说,我一直觉得Emily配不上Jimmy, 现在看她只是个挡箭牌。
Lily: Really? I think they are so made for each other . Emily is pretty,
she just didin't
photography well.
真的啊? 我觉得他俩挺般配呢!Emily挺好看的呀,她只是不上相。
Lucy: I heard Emily was totally furious and threw drinks in Jimmy's
face.
我听说Emily气疯了,泼了Jimmy一脸饮料。
Lily: She has every right to be mad, but it's better to be grown ups about
this .
她完全有理由生气,但最好还是成熟对待吧!
Lucy: Oh...oh... 嗷嗷~
Lily: What ? 咋啦?
Lucy: I think I just got my period, do you have tampons right now ?
我好想大姨妈来了~ 你带卫生棉了么?
Lily: Oh, we are in complete sync !! Here !
哎呀,咱俩大姨妈完全同步呀!拿去!
Lucy: You are my life savior . 你是我滴大呀大恩人~
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