熊孩子的答卷：阅卷老师难为你了！（图）
1There is nothing quite like the sinking feeling that comes with turning
over a test paper and realising you don't know what the answers are.
没有什么会比要交卷时你却不知道如何作答这事更令人沮丧的了。
These pictures reveal some of the cheeky, imaginative anddownrightcomical
wrong answers given by clueless students when presented with a question that
leaves them stumped in exams, including one who was asked: 'The first cells were
probably...?', to which they answered: 'lonely'.
这些图片展示的是一些厚脸皮、想象力丰富、直率滑稽的错误答案。它们的主人则是在考试中被问题难得毫无头绪的学生们。其中一位哥们遇到的问题是“最初的细胞可能是……?”他答的是“孤独的”。
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One child, who clearly had no clue what the answer to his test question
was, sketched a picture of himself leaping over a hurdle with a speech bubble
filled with the words: ‘I run so hard in hope that you give Sam an A.’
一个显然不知道这道试题怎么回答的小孩画了一张图。上面画着他自己正跳过一个跨栏，旁边的对白中满满当当地写着：“我跑得特别努力，希望你能给山姆一个A。”(这孩子可能就叫山姆，哈哈)
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Another pupil, who was asked what the definition of 'PEMDAS' was, wrote
'please excuse my dope ass swag'. The pupil in question, perhaps unsurprisingly,
was graded with an F.
另外一名学生被要求给出‘PEMDAS’的意思，然而他写道：“please excuse my dope ass
swag”(请原谅我摇晃蠢屁股)。也许结果毫不意外，老师给这名问题学生打分F。
注：PEMDAS到底是啥呢?其实它是Parentheses，Exponents，Multiplication，Division，Addition
and
Subtraction.就是小学应该学的运算规则——计算时，先算括号里的式子，然后轮到指数运算，其次做乘除法，最后才能轮到加减法。这位学生能凑出上面的解释，也挺不容易啊…
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One rebel was instructed not to 'write your essay on this page', but
instead wrote the words 'your essay' on that very page.
一位叛逆的学生答题时被要求不要“在这一页写你的文章”，却偏偏在那一页写上了这几个字——“你的文章”。
同学，你还想不想好好地和老师处了=_=
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Another student, who was clearly struggling in a math test when asked to
fill in whether one number was greater or lesser than another simply wrote 'or'
beside each question.
另一名学生显然在一场数学考试中绞尽脑汁。当题目要求他填写一个数字比另一个数字大还是小时，他在每个问题上简单地写了“或者”。
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Remarks from frustrated teachers also appear on some of the papers, with
comments such as 'I am extremely tempted to give you full credit for this'.
在一些试卷上，无奈的老师还会批些评语，像是“我非常想因为这个给你满分。”
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One clever student, who failed miserably in filling out a multiple choice
paper, used the answer sheet to spell out the words: 'screw this'.
一名机灵的学生可怜地答不来一张满是选择题的试卷，便用答题纸拼出了“把它揉成一团。”
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One teacher seemed rather impressed with this student's 'math machine'
drawing.
这名学生画的“数学机器”似乎给一位老师留下了很深的印象。
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A student who was asked 'A basketball is inflated in a building and then
taken outside. The football appears toshrink slightly once it is outside. What
can be said about the temperature outside?', to which they answered: 'It can
change basketballs into footballs!'
一位学生碰到了这样一道题：“一只篮球在一栋建筑里冲好气后，被带到了外面。在外面的时候，橄榄球会微微收缩。应该如何描述外面的温度呢?他答道：“它能把篮球变成橄榄球。”
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