一本正经的搞笑:外媒总结2015年10大新死法
If you were anywhere near the internet this year, chances are you read some scary shit about how you were going to die.在你上网的时候,你有较大的机会去了解可怕的死法!Here’s a sampling of the things that were projected to kill you in 2015:下面就是2015年所罗列的会要人命的事情。
1. Wearing flip-flops穿人字拖
警告:人字拖可以致你于死地!
2. Going to music festivals去音乐节
音乐节杀害你的9种方式。
3. Driving without a higher education低学历驾驶汽车
低学历者死于驾车的风险更高。
4. Having breast implants隆胸
研究发现:死于隆胸的女人是自杀人数的三倍多。
5. Literally just watching TV一天到晚看电视
看电视杀害你的8种方式。
6. Most foods apparently显然:大部分食物……
16种吃的可能要你命!
7. Being an overweight 18-year-old18岁时超重
18岁时过度肥胖的人更易突发性死亡。
8. Running跑步
高强度的快跑会要你命!
9. Being born on a weekend在双休日出生
双休日效应:那些在双休日出生的孩子死亡的风险更高。
10. Being mean on twitter在推特上表现得尖酸刻薄
科学家宣称:在推特上言辞刻薄会要你命!
So stay safe out there in 2016!2016年请珍爱生命,远离这些!
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