英语幽默小故事精选：兔子与蛇
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知道对方是什么，于是它们都决定试试对方
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
兔子说：“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了，它摸了一下兔子。
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
蛇说：“额，你全身都有皮毛，有一个小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很长，后腿很粗壮…”
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
兔子说，“我知道！我是只兔子！耶！”然后兔子摸了一下蛇。
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
兔子说，“好吧，你长长的细细的，全身都滑溜溜的，还有一根分叉的舌头…”
The snake says, "Oh no! I'm a lawyer."
蛇说：“不！我是个律师”
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