致拖延症患者：戳中心声的《拖延症之歌》
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我们都是拖延症患者！外国小青年创作的《拖延症之歌》 字字血泪地控诉拖延症对学习、生活、减肥和工作带来的毁灭性影响。论文不想赶、工作不想完成，死活就是各种往后拖。今天的你中枪了吗？
双语歌词：
See I have to write this essay我得赶完这篇论文
that the teacher gave last week老师布置了一个星期
and it's due tomorrow morning明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek整整二十页的希腊语
Nah but first I check my Tumblr不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢
Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom脸书、推特，还要致电我老娘请安
Then just one more, one more page然后就再看一页 只看一页
oh I waste so much time dot com!我浪费了大把时间来点网站
I'm procrastinating我有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting整天就坐在这等
for just the perfect moment to begin等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating我们都有拖延症
Why work, we could be gaming工作个毛，游戏才正经
Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!同意！拖延症最拉风！
I have to start this diet我必须开始节食
cause my prom's a week away因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜
So I'm only eating veggies所以我要只吃素
and I'm starting that today从今天就吃起来
But I'm getting really hungry但是我饿得不行
and those cookies look sublime而那些饼干好美味
Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块
Why not? It's not a crime!咋滴 这又不犯罪
We're procrastinating我们有拖延症
No better way than eating狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare因为没什么可以比这更美好
I'm procrastinating我有拖延症
It's really fascinating真是让人开心
I know there's work to do but I don't care我知道有工作要干，可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry我或许应该去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat我或许应该去喂猫
But right now we're playing Halo但现在我们在玩《光晕》
YOLO! Headshot! Take that!生命只有一次！爆头！死翘翘！
You should probably call the doctor你或许应该叫医生看看
Never mind it's just a scratch木有事，就是擦了一下
But your arm's gone可你的胳膊都没了
It's a flesh wound皮肉伤而已
Now come on let's play some catch!现在快点，我们来玩接球吧
I have organized my desktop我整理好了桌子
Now I'm all set up to work工作的准备全部就绪
Wait that picture's kinda crooked慢着 这张照片有点歪
and it's driving me berserk这真让我抓狂生气
Now I might as well just color code那现在我不如顺手把铅笔
my pencils one by one一根一根按颜色排列摆好
and my papers and my files所有的资料和文件也是如此
I can't work until it's done!这事搞不定就没法工作
We're procrastinating我们有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting整天就坐在这里等
for just the perfect moment to begin等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating我们有拖延症
Wait!慢着
You're procratinating right now你现在就是拖延不干活呢
You're procratinating你也有拖延症
Why are you still here watching?干嘛还在看这视频？
I'm sure that you've got things due long ago我知道你有好多早就该交的活还没搞完
You're procratinating你也有拖延症
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Go do your work你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow!明儿再干！！
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