纹身师惹不起：敢出轨？纹个纹身报复你！
Why You Should NEVER Cheat on a Tattoo Artist惹谁别惹纹身师：敢出轨？纹个纹身报复你！
They can turn your body into a living masterpiece, but tattoo artists also have the power to make your life hell, every time you look in the mirror.纹身师可以把你的身体变成一件鲜活的杰作，也能让你的生活成为地狱，让你每次照镜子都生不如死。
Case in point, Rosie Brovent, who got more than shebargained for when she let her boyfriend tattoo her back.有个很恰当的例子的就是Rosie Brovent这个悲催的姑娘：当她让纹身师男友帮自己在背上纹个图案时，结果可远远超出她的预期。
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald and his now ex-girlfriend Rosie Brovent, both are residents of a trailer park in Dayton, Ohio, Brovent is accusing her ex of tattooing a huge steaming pile of crap with flies buzzing around it, instead of a scene from Narnia.纹身师Ryan L. Fitzjerald和他已经成为过去式的前女友Rosie Brovent住在俄亥俄州代顿市的一间活动房里。目前Brovent正在起诉她的纹身师前男友：因为本来她想要的是电影《纳尼亚传奇》的一幅场景，而Fitzjerald却在她的背上纹了一坨热气腾腾的大便，上面还有苍蝇飞来飞去。
Apparently Fitzjerald had found out Rosie was cheating on him with a long-time friend of his and instead of confronting them, cooked up an ingenious way of getting even.原来，Fitzjerald发现女友背后出轨，跟自己的一个多年好友勾搭上了。Fitzjerald没有当面质问戳穿他们，而是想出了一个绝妙的点子加倍报复这个不忠的女友。
The guy pretended everything was ok and by drinking “a bottle of cheap wine and doing tequila shots” with his girlfriend, he got her to sign a consent form, before doing any tattooing, that said the design was “at the artist’s discretion”. So instead of a fairy-tale scene from Narnia, Rosie Brovent woke up to a giant pile of excrement on her back.Fitzjerald假装一切如常，在和女友喝了“一瓶廉价的葡萄酒和几倍龙舌兰酒” 后，他哄骗女友同意（甚至还签署了同意书！）帮其在背上纹身。不过当Brovent醒来时，她惊恐地发现背上的不是纳尼亚的童话美景，而是一坨恶心的大便。
The outraged woman first tried to have Ryan Fitzjerald charged with assault, but because she had signed the consent form, she had to settle with a lawsuit for $100,000 in damages. She claims she was passed out for most of the time the tattoo artist executed the hideous tattoo.抓狂的Brovent本来想要指控男友袭击罪，但因为她之前在同意书上签了字，所以她起诉要求10万美元的赔偿。Brovent声称在Fitzjerald纹这个恶心的纹身的过程中她几乎是醉得不醒人事，完全失去知觉。
小编碎碎念：话说我觉得这个报复手段还是挺文明的，至少没有泼硫酸啊一起死啊之类的来得惊悚吧。不过忍不住想吐槽，为嘛但凡出轨，就是跟男/女朋友的好朋友呢？还能有点创意不！
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