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【晨读美文四级篇】我真笨!(1/3)

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Heyhttp://t1.g.hjfile.cn/listen/201212/201212280816567651138.mp3Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't have to rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops... never mind, didn't see your sign."It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a big truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "No. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes." Here's your sign.
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big old bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, you all catch all those fish?" "No. Talked them into giving up." Here's your sign.笨人本应该可以自我标签,对所有的人都说“我很笨”。听到这样的话,你就不会想依靠他们了,对吗?你不也会问他们一些事情,就好像你会说:“抱歉,哦……没事了。”心里会想我忘记他是个笨人了”。这就好比我和妻子之前搬东西一样。我们的房间里有很多盒子,车道上有辆大卡车。隔壁邻居常过来问:“嘿,你要搬家吗?”“不是的,我们只是每周打包一两次东西,然后看看能有多少个包裹。”这只是个习惯了。”两个月前,我和我的一个哥们出门钓鱼。我把他的船拖到码头,举起那条大而老的鲈鱼在码头上走着。“嘿,这些鱼都是你钓到的吗?”“不是,是它们自愿上钩的。”这样调侃的说话也是一种习惯。
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