【破产姐妹】S01E09被老公带来破餐馆过生日已经够不堪了
剧情：餐馆有女人过生日，max和caroline去唱生日歌，caroline惊艳啦hints： white Mariah
http://t1.g.hjfile.cn/listen/201307/201307070936386869236.mp3Max.
It's the woman at table 2's 50th birthday
and her husband wants us to sing to her.
If I had a dollar every time a man asked me
to do something to his wife,
I'd be a millionaire.
I remember when Happy Birthday first came up.
I never thought it would catch on.
Go!
And smile.
When you fake smile,
everybody else fakes smile back.
Nobody wants to hear that lame song.
If we want to humiliate her in public,
why don't we go over there and pull her top down?
Come on, let's just go sing and make the best of it.
Hi. Ready?
One, two, three...
Happy birthday to you...
Whoa!
Ma'am, I apologize.
It's hard enough your husband took you to a diner on your birthday
and now you have to listen to white Mariah?
No!
Cupcake's on me.
To yoooooooou麦克斯
二号桌的女士今天五十大寿
她丈夫请咱们帮忙唱生日歌
每次帮男人对他老婆"做件事"
就有一块钱的话
那姐早是百万富翁了
我还记得生日歌刚出来那会儿呢
真没想到它居然能传唱至今
快去
真心的微笑
你以假笑对世界
世界会回报以假笑
没人会想听这首恶俗的歌
要想在公众场合羞辱她
直接扯掉她上衣不更好吗
来嘛咱们就过去好好唱一下
你们好准备好了吗
一二三
祝你生日快乐
搞毛啊
女士我郑重向您道歉
被老公带来破餐馆过生日已经够不堪了
不能再让您忍受白人版玛丽亚·凯莉的折磨
门都没有
小蛋糕算我送的
快乐哈
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