【SHERLOCK】S1E1 Sherlock的超级观察力*★,°*:.☆\(￣▽￣)回归啦
嗷嗷嗷...卷福回归了...I'm back...
因为Ve酱太忙了，于是乎Dodo就自动请缨来做Sherlock了... 真的很怕毁了Ve酱的经典之作，不过某D会尽力做好的(*￣▽￣)y...毕竟偶素卷福迷...
当然当然...作为卷福米，不定期也会有一些卷福的新消息...o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ
艾玛...码不出字了，太鸡冻了\(≧▽≦)/... 于是乎废话不多说...请看视频...ヾ(≧O≦)〃
自制翻译以及各种吐槽在听写后边的译文...欢迎大家吐槽...【_
❤ Tips填写缺失部分，不用写序号和标点，直接换行即可，一空一句，注意大小写哦~
OK, you've got questions..
Yeah, where are we going?
Crime scene. Next?
Who are you, what do you do?
What do you think?
I'd say... private detective.
But?
But the police don't go to private detectives.
I'm a consulting detective. ----------1-----------.
What does that mean?
-----------2-----------, which is always, they consult me.
The police don't consult amateurs.
When I met you for the first time yesterday, I said Afghanistan or Iraq. You looked surprised.
Yes, how did you know?
I didn't know, I saw. ------------3-----------. But your conversation, bit different from my day, said trained at Barts, so Army doctor, obvious. -----------4----------. -------------5---------. Your limp's really bad when you walk, ----------------6---------------. So it's at least partly psychosomatic. That says -----------------7------------------. Wounded in action, Suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq.
You said I had a therapist.
-------------------8--------------------. Then there's your brother. Your phone. It's expensive, e-mail enabled, MP player. And -----------9-----------. You wouldn't buy this. It's a gift, Scratches. Not one, many over time. It's been in the same pocket as keys and coins. -----------------------10----------------------. Next bit's easy. You know it already.
The engraving?
Harry Watson. Clearly a family member who's given you his old phone. Not your father, -------11-----. Could be a cousin, but -------------------------------12------------------------. So brother it is. Now, Clara, who's Clara? Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment. The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend. -------------13-------------, it's only six months old. Marriage in trouble then - six months on he's given it away. If she'd left HIM, he would have kept it. Sentiment. No, he wanted rid of it. He left her. He gave the phone to you. That says he wants you to stay in touch. -------------------------------------14---------------------. Maybe you liked his wife, or don't like his drinking.
How can you possibly know about the drinking?
Shot in the dark. Good one, though. Power connection - tiny little scuff marks around the edge. Every night he goes to plug it in and charge but his hands are shaky.--------------------------15---------------------------. There you go, you see? you were right.
I was right? Right about what?
The police don't consult amateurs.
That was amazing.
Do you think so?
Of course it was. It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.
That's not what people normally say.
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http://t1.g.hjfile.cn/listen/201304/201304140337466761138.mp3Only one in the world, I invented the job
Means when the police are out of their depth
Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military
Your face is tanned, but no tan above the wrists
You've been abroad, but not sunbathing
but you don't ask for a chair when you stand like you've forgotten about it
the original circumstances of the injury were traumatic wounded in action then
You've got a psychosomatic limp, of course you've got a therapist
you're looking for a flatshare
You wouldn't treat your one luxury item like this, so it's had a previous owner
this is a young man's gadget
you're a war hero who can't find a place to live, unlikely you've got an extended family, certainly not one you're close to
Must have given it to him recently
You're looking for cheap accommodation, and you're not going to your brother for help, that says you've got problems with him
You never see those marks on a sober man's phone, never see a drunk's without them
What do people normally say
Piss off你有问题要问是吧...【废话...没问题就不素花生了(￣▽￣")
是的，我们要去哪里？
犯罪现场，下一个【so cool...卷福帅...
你是谁？你做什么的？
你觉得呢？【太cool了卷福
我会说是...私家侦探
可是？
但是警察不会找私家侦探。
我是“顾问侦探”【这神马职业...╮(￣▽￣")╭ 世界唯一的，这工作是我发明的...【太cool cool了...卷福帅翻天了(*￣▽￣)y
什么意思？
意思就是当警察找不到方向的时候，他们都会来问我。
警察是不会问外行人的【那是，不然警察要来干嘛来着...ORZ...
我昨天遇到你的时候，我说阿富汗和伊拉克的时候，你看起来很惊讶。
是的，你怎么知道。
我不知道，我看到的。【卷福的惊人推理和语速开始了(*￣▽￣)y 各位不要走神了...<(￣︶￣)↗
你的发型，你的举止说明你是军人。但是你说的话，跟我以前的不太一样，这说明你曾在巴茨训练，很明显你是军医。你的脸晒得很黑【这也能看出来...＿|￣|~ → ＿|＼~＿ → ＿/＼~＿ → ＿__＿~＿ 但手腕却没有晒黑。你曾经去过国外，但不是去晒阳光浴【阳光浴...╮(￣▽￣")╭ 你走路的时候，跛得很厉害，但你站立的时候却忘记了伤残，因而不需要椅子，所以你应该是部分身心障碍。这也说明最初受的是外伤，是在战斗中受的伤，是阿富汗还是伊拉克呢？【帅翻了...这推理，这观察...无人能及┗|｀O′|┛
你说我有临床医学家。
你有伤残心理疾病，当然会有临床医学家，然后就是你的哥哥。你的电话（出卖了你O(∩_∩)O哈哈~），这电话很贵，能发邮件，听音乐。但你却要和别人合租房子住【这为什么呢？O(∩_∩)O哈哈~因为买了电话没钱嘛...哟西...】所以这电话不是你买的，它是个礼物。这电话的划痕不止一条，而是很多很多【这也能看到...(((m -__-)m它一定和钥匙和硬币放在同一个口袋里...【好不爱惜电话的花生吖... XDD... 你是不会这样对待你自己的奢侈品【那素一定的...毕竟是自己的血汗钱买的嘛... 所以它之前还有个主人。下一点就更简单了，你应该已经知道了。
雕刻的字？
哈利•华生【花生花生...(*￣▽￣)y... 这很明显是你家人送你的旧电话...【好阴功的花生吖...还要用别人的手机(￣▽￣") 】不是你的父亲的，是年轻人的小玩意，可能是你的表弟。你是个英雄，但你却找不到地方住...【这是讽刺咩...话说英雄英雄应该有money的吖...好穷的花生吖...(┳＿┳)... 你不像是有庞大家族的人，所以应该是你哥哥的。现在，就是Clara，谁是Clara呢？三个吻说明这是个浪漫的依恋。这个电话的价格说明是老婆送的，不是女盆友送的...【为嘛为嘛？有区别咩...老婆也是由女盆友转变的吖...】而且应该是最近才给他的，大概只有六个月。然后婚姻就出现问题了【婚姻是儿戏咩...也太快了吧...才半年(￣▽￣")】于是他就把电话送给别人了【费事睹物思人咩...ORZ...】如果是她飞了他，他会保留这电话，但他想扔点，所以是他飞了她【这太厉害了...卷福EQ太高了┗|｀O′|┛ 】他把手机给你，因为他想和你保持联系。你在找便宜的住宿【废话，因为花生没钱钱嘛...】却不像你的哥哥求助【所以说男人都是大男人...(￣▽￣") ...说明你和他之前有过节，或许你喜欢他的老婆，或许你讨厌他酗酒【O(∩_∩)O哈哈~看来过节什么的都是离不开女人和钱钱吖╮(￣▽￣")╭
你怎么知道他酗酒？
我乱猜的，但这是比较好的猜测。电源插头旁边有一些很小很小的磨损。因为当他每次晚上想充电的时候，手都是抖的【这这这...这推理...真的...某D想说这是天马行空咩...卷福想象力太丰富了吧...(＾Ｕ＾)ノ~ 你是不会在一个清醒的人身上看到这些特征，然而在酗酒的人身上是能看到的。
你说对了。
我说对了？哪里说对了？【卷福乃介素明知故问咩...(￣▽￣")
警察是不会问外行人意见的。【花生已经被卷福的推理吓傻了吧...O(∩_∩)O哈哈~】这这这...这太厉害了。
你真的这样觉得？
那素一定滴(*￣▽￣)y【估计世上所有人都这样觉得吧...哟西！（９￣＾￣）９
这真的很了不起，很厉害。
一般的人是不会这样说的【所以证明花生也不是一般的人咩...于是乎...卷福乃的潜台词是想说乃和花生都不素一般人...于是乎就可以在一起了咩...╮(￣▽￣")╭
那一般人怎么说？
你滚开...【好可怜的卷福...卷福那么帅，怎么舍得让乃滚开吖...
——By lsy34（一枚花痴(￣▽￣")）
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艾玛...终于翻完了...Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ...虽然虐，但是很开心吖...O(∩_∩)O哈哈~某D的渣翻译...求各种吐槽和讨论啦...(*￣▽￣)y
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