吐槽：假如各国领导人是汽车…
BBC主持人从默克尔卖车事件，幻想如果各国领导人是易趣拍卖的汽车，引发出一连串精彩绝伦的吐槽……HINTS:
Angela Merkel
VW Golf
€
eBay
Sarkozy
Ford Obama
除了倒数第三局要写一个Oh，其它语气词不用写。
主持：dramatic150
校对：cryforwhat
翻译&注释：cjsfight
答疑：liuczhihttp://t1.g.hjfile.cn/listen/201204/201204150842175176862.mp3This week, Angela Merkel's old car, a 22-year-old VW Golf, went on sale on eBay, attracting bids of nearly €130,000. For a car with 200,000 kilometres on the clock, it is fantasy money. Well, we'd like to indulge in a bit of fantasy. We were wondering what it might be like if world leaders themselves came up for auction on eBay rather than their cars.
"What are you doing, darling?"
"Just looking at some of these models for sale on eBay. Here's a German make. The Merkel: strong, reliable, German model."
"I think it would drive me crazy. I've heard it doesn't move that quickly and it's almost impossible to turn. How about here? The Sarkozy, a sporty number. Its accessories look beautiful, although it's quite small and the handling's not great."
"I seem to remember seeing one on the road being doled by a Merkel. That's not a good sign. How about this? It's a newish model, says it's been recently reconditioned and given a clean bill of health."
"Greek. I'm not sure, definitely need a mechanic to take a close look at that. Under the bonnet it could be a mess."
"Oh, that's nice. The Ford Obama. Looks stylish. And it says here sounds great on the road."
"Is that rust on the bodywork? Looks like it's barely moved in four years."
Fantasy eBay!本周，安吉拉•默克尔在易趣卖了自己22年之久的座驾：大众高尔夫，这一举动吸引了将近13万欧元的叫价。对于一辆已经跑路20万公里的车来说，这简直是天价了。现在呢，我们确实想沉浸在一丝幻想中。我们在想如果不是各国领导人们的座驾，而是他们本人成为易趣上的拍卖品会是怎么个样子呢？
“亲爱的，干啥呢？”
“嗨，就是随便看看易趣上卖的一些车模。这儿有个德国制造的，默克尔：强大、可靠的德国车。”
“哇这个会让我发疯的。我听说这个车子开起来没那么快，几乎都难以拐弯。这个怎么样？萨科齐：一款跑车。它的配件美观，尽管它体型很小而且操作起来没那么流畅。”
“哎呀我记得在路上看到过一辆这样的车，不过是‘默克尔’出的钱。那不太好吧。这个怎么样？这是个新款，据说最近新检修的，还有个健康证明呢。”
“是说‘希腊人’吗？我不太清楚啊，可以肯定的是它还需要个技师随时密切查看，打开车盖可能是一团糟呢。”
“哇这个不错啊！福特奥巴马！看起来很时髦，这标注说它跑起来很不错噢！”
“那车体上是锈迹吗？看上去好像4年都没动窝儿了…”
奇妙的易趣！
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