英语每日笑话：You can't come in here without a tie
You can't come in here without a tieA man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up
and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to
buy a tie?"
"No,"said the man, 'I need water, do you have water?'
'No,' said the Arab,' but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.' He rode
off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he
came to a beautiful Hotel.
He crawled up the step, crying: 'Water! Water!'
The Manager approached him and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, you can't come in
here without a tie!'
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