英语每日笑话：Distance from the accident
Distance from the accidentA carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The
judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the
carpenter.
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