每日英语笑话：小老太太
小老太太A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when
he noticed an old lady following him.
"Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel
uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for
you?"
"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, would you say 'Goodbye, mother?' It would
make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he
stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.00. "How can
that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said you'd pay for her."
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