七夕情侣必备
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最冷嘲热讽：
给你妈买束花吧!鱼尾纹擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。
I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet.
最声东击西：
咦!臭小子，原来你是双性恋!
So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?
最心肠歹毒：
几年不见儿子都这么大了!
Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!
最考验演技：
上街扇别人男友耳光，然后泪奔而去。
Slap on one’s boyfriend’face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything.
最深藏不漏：
去QQ好友印象，男的写：前任老公。女的写：孩子他妈。
Call every boy on twitter your “ex-”， while, for girl, “mother of your child”.
最不漏痕迹：
见情侣就打男的一巴掌，大声吼：你别告诉我，这又是你妹妹!
Don’t tell me this is another “friend” of yours, you liar!
最为人着想：
别搁大街上得瑟了，开个房不就完了!
Go get a room!
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