双语阅读：开心时刻（一）
Anxious (着急)The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night;
I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑)!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to
say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子对邻居说：“丈夫一晚上都没回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我着急!”
一个知情人说：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢说你会更着急。”
Airport (飞机场)
A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a
drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was
looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the
airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” The other party wisecracked(说俏皮话).
有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链，项坠儿系一小飞机，显得别致而有职业特点。她发现有人在看，便大方地问了一句：“它漂亮吗?”“漂亮极了，不过，飞机场更漂亮!”对方俏皮地说。
All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂)
A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of
all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a
question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?”
一个后生找到爱迪生，说：“我准备研制一种万能溶剂，它能溶解一切物质。”爱迪生反问：“那你用什么来盛它呢?”
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